so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This baby is an asshole
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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