Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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