Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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