wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Randomize
