I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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