can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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