no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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