I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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