She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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