I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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