I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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