I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
