I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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