They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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