Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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