We won't sleep together?
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Randomize
