Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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