Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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