some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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