You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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