that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
