In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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