can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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