ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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