How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
only you would photoshop your dick
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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