I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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