shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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