Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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