he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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