I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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