nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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