Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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