She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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