you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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