i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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