is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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