Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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