You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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