We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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