ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
