That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
