escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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