Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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