Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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