in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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