Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just had sex bonerless
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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