Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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