and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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