I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
im holly from the hills drunk
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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