i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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