Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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